Vacation

I'll be in Laguna Beach this weekend with Mrs. Insomniac Designer, so don't call me unless it's an emergency.

Emergency:

Pronunciation: \i-ˈmər-jənt-sē\

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural emer·gen·cies

Usage: often attributive

Date: circa 1631
1 : an unforeseen combination of circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action.

2 : What will happen to you if you call The Insomniac Designer on his Laguna Beach weekend getaway with Mrs. Insomniac Designer.